Two story shed

Dear Andy: I recently impregnated Shaniqua, my girlfriend of two months. She has decided to keep the baby out of respect for Jesus, and I have resolved to stand by her. Since continuing our college educations really isn't an option with a baby on the way we have decided to move back to my home town where my parents have offered us the top floor of their shed free of charge. My question is this: is the top floor of a shed a suitable place to raise my bastard child? - Baby-Daddy to be in California

Dear Baby-Daddy: Don’t blame Jesus. The word around town is your girl’s a ho. And while we’re on the subject, it takes one to know one. Is the top floor of a shed a suitable place to raise a child? The answer is……sometimes. My parent’s shed was a shit hole. Between the slug bait, rat poison, and the fertilizer, I was lucky to make it out alive. You my friend have no room to complain. Do you know how many young fathers dream of a two story shed? You can park the Huffy on the ground floor, which leaves the top floor open for your beautiful, young, ho family.