The perfect son

Dear Andy: I just wanted to share that I feel my son is perfect. Do you have any suggestions on how to raise a perfect child?? - Allison in Missoula

Dear Allison: You fall into one of two groups. The 95% of all mothers who think their son it perfect, or the .0002% of mothers who do, in fact, have a perfect son. If you fall into the first group, don’t feel bad, it’s what you think that really matters. If you are lucky enough to fall into the second, far more exclusive group, I can put you in touch with my mother. She has over 37 years of experience with a perfect son.