Marriage and kids solution

Dear Andy: My wife of seven years really wants kids, but I do not. Is there hope for our marriage? – Thomas in Algona

Dear Thomas: That’s tough problem, the decision to have kids can weigh heavily on a marriage. Luckily I have a solution that will work for both of you. Let your wife pick up after you, cook for you, and wash your clothes. She can throw big birthday parties for you and your friends, drive you places, and wash behind your ears. In return you can eat the food that she prepares, spend her money, and throw a tantrum when things don’t turn out the way you want. She’ll have a child, and you’ll be living every man’s dream.