The perfect son - part 2

Dear Andy: I'd like your thoughts on trying to raise children while having a wife who is a liar. For instance, one of your posters stated in a "question" that she needed guidance on raising a perfect child (January 15). Two days later, she seeks advice on her son's pink eye. Now, there are either a hell of a lot of "Allisons" in Missoula. Allison has a hell of a lot of sons. Or Allison is a hell of a liar about having a perfect son. Come on! Perfect? With pink eye? No way. Yuck! - Just another liar's husband in Bellingham

Dear JALHIB: By putting others down, you seek to build yourself up. I can think of no worse trait in a man than attempting to cover his insecurities by making fun of others. You’re stupid, lazy, ugly, and your scrotum has stretched beyond recognition. I hope every time you take a seat, you sit on your balls……..sorry, my mistake, you don’t have any.