Getting uninvited

Dear Andy: I attended a handful of Mommy and me classes and now I regret it. I hated the other mommies. These Stepford wives keep sending me evite invitations for baby book clubs and baby plasticware and I don't want to go! Do I have to? – Amy in Bellingham

Dear Amy: From your letter, I can see that the real issue here is your inability to say no. That’s not a bad thing. You strive to please, and that’s an admirable quality. I see only one way out of this stalemate, pee on the host’s toilet seat. It’s amazing what a little well placed urine can do.