Learners permit

Dear Andy: My daughter just turned 15 and is now eligible for her learners permit. I want to teach her to drive, but I really like my car and worry the clutch will never be the same. – Paul in Sumner

Dear Paul: It’s not the clutch you need to worry about. Your daughter and her sperm donor are going to treat the back seat of your car like a king size bed at the Bunny Ranch. Hope you like grand kids!