Sophisticated clientele

Dear Andy: My son, a 16 year old junior, has begun to sell marijuana to make some money. Frankly, I admire the entrepreneurial spirit. His dilemma is whether to sell the cheap rag weed or the more expensive product. He tells me he can make more money with a high volume turnover of cheaper weed but I feel he would be exposed to a more sophisticated clientele dealing a more luxury product. What should I tell him? Stoned and Awaiting my Tithe in Wisconsin.

Dear SATW: Stick with the rag weed. The “Sophisticated clientele” of whom you speak are real dirt bags. These hippie-yuppie hybrids really think they’re something. Driving around in their BMWs and all wheel drive Audis, these pathetic losers present themselves as true high class, all the while knowing they’re just one toke way from a meth addicted prostitute.