What happens to ugly babies
>> Tuesday, May 4, 2010
How old should my son be to open a Facebook account
>> Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Dear Andy: My son turns 12 next week. How old should he be before I let him open a Facebook account? – Theresa in L.A.
Dear Theresa: Facebook really isn’t for kids; it’s for middle age parents who want to spy on their kids. Do yourself a favor and sign him up immediately.
Jesus on the iron
>> Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Massachusetts women just found Jesus on the bottom of her iron. She says it’s a sign that "life is going to be good for her child”.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but scorching your messiah with a 400 degree iron is a step in the wrong direction.
The Vow of Silence
>> Tuesday, November 24, 2009
I have a friend who's daughter fell in love with a guy during their two month vow of silence. How does she know he's not a def mute? Seems like quite a gamble to me.
Read more...What if you don't want a pair
>> Monday, August 31, 2009
Don’t you find it odd that you can’t buy one pant, you must buy a pair?
Read more...I don't like what that represents
>> Monday, August 17, 2009
You know when you're drinking from the sink at work and someone flushes the toilet, there's that brief change in water pressure. I don't like that.
Read more...Safe Cycling
>> Thursday, July 23, 2009
Don’t want your kid to get run over by a redneck while riding his bike? Dress him in a red, white, and blue Jersey. Hicks may hate cyclists, but they would never run over the flag.
Read more...Canadian national anthem
>> Sunday, July 19, 2009
I love the Canadian national anthem. Too bad they never play it at the Olympics.
Read more...Are engineers a little odd
>> Saturday, July 18, 2009
Dear Andy: Is it just me, or are engineers just a little bit odd? – Daryl in Phoenix
Dear Daryl: Yes, Engineers are a little odd. Research shows it’s due to the long work days, constant noise from the machinery, and the overall monotony of the job. If you ask me, which you did, driving a train really doesn’t seem that tough.