There is no Santa

Dear Andy: My son was told by kids at his school that Santa doesn’t exist. Should I come clean, or tell him Santa is real? – Mike in North Carolina

Dear Mike: Hasn’t this charade gone on long enough? You’ve convinced your son there’s a 400 pound deer musher from Alaska, wrapped from head to toe in red velvet, that travels the skies like a fat fairy delivering toys to good little boys and girls. For Gods sake, listen to yourself; it’s pathetic.