Skid marks and TP shrapnel
>> Sunday, January 18, 2009
Dear Andy: My husband’s regressing and now I can't get him to wear pants around the house. I'm finding skid marks and TP shrapnel in the darndest places. Do I give-in and just buy brown color sofa covers or what? - Sandy on Lummi Island
Dear Sandy: I usually comment on parenting issues only, but I think I can help you. Women have no idea how confining pants can be for a well endowed man. Let me tell you, it’s no party down there. The little guy and his sidekicks get twisted, bent, squeezed and crushed, and that’s just the beginning. What your husband needs is a little patience and understanding during his time of need. To say that he is “regressing” is not only bigoted, but also shows a lack of class and maturity. Buy yourself a case of hand sanitizer and learn to not sweat the small stuff.
1 comments:
Dear Andy -
I have heard (and am a bit surprised that you aren't up on it) that many well endowed men are turning to kilts to get away from the confinement felt by regular pants.
I'm a single girl, myself, but lord knows! If I see a man in a kilt, I will not hesitate to cross the street to talk to him ... make that cross the interstate ... dodging trucks and all. (Yes, you could say that I think that size DOES matter!)
Kilt-lover in Washington
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