Tiptoe around the wiener

Dear Andy: My son, 3-years old, is constantly touching himself… down there. It is becoming quite embarrassing, how can I get him to stop. – Lori in Austin

Dear Lori: “Down there” huh? If you want your son to stop touching his penis, then tell him to stop touching his penis. “Down there”, includes 10 toes (maybe 11 in your case), right up past the poop shoot and on to the “chest circles”. It’s painfully obvious from your tiptoe around the wiener, that the bigger issue here is your lack of self confidence. As for your son, sharpen his nails and the problem will take care of itself.