Fight fire with fire

Dear Andy: I was surfing the web today and stumbled upon a partially nude picture of my daughter, she is 19. How should I approach her about it? – Paul in San Diego

Dear Paul: At the moment your daughter holds all the cards. What you need sir, is an ace up your sleeve. Here’s what you do: You and the misses run down to the local Rent-a-center, pick up one of those new HD video cameras, and make yourselves a porno. Those new cameras force every dimple, ripple, and pimple right into focus. Post this beauty on the site, text her the link, and watch your daughter squeal in disgust. She may not take her photo down, but you can walk tall and know you’ve given it your best.