Stinky painting solution

Dear Andy: My son just made a great painting of Bode Miller out of poop on my wall. Should I let it dry and enjoy this stinky, wonderful painting or should I clean it off quickly. The corn sort of looks like death cookies. It's pretty cool, but smells. Respond quickly! - Toby AKA Spoda in Missoula

Dear Toby: Here’s what you do. Step 1 -Take a long stiff knife and cut that chunk of drywall out. Step 2 - Laquer the poop and surround it with a nice frame. Now you’ve got a presentable piece. Step 3 - Rename your kid something artsy like Didier Couche or Carlo Janka. 4th and final step – Ship the signed painting to Hollywood, auction for six-figures, and laugh all the way to the bank. Californians love shitty paintings.