Shut 'em up in style
>> Monday, January 5, 2009
Dear Andy: My sons, ages 9 and 11, are constantly arguing in the back seat of the car. How can I make them get along? – Lisa in Bellingham
Dear Lisa: Run out and get yourself a 1969 Chevy Kingswood, that's what my parents did. It's got one of those rear facing seats in the way-back that'll keep your kids quiet, while giving them some serious bonding time. You may get your ass kicked at the next stoplight due to the barrage of middle fingers, pressed hams, and thrown juice boxes flyin' out the rear, but for your trouble you get a 327 with a 4-barrel pushin' power though a TH350 transmission. I'd suggest the addition of a pair of Flowmasters for full cruisin' style.
2 comments:
My parents had a Volvo wagan at one point. I still remember sitting in the rear seat facing backwards and pertending like I was flying a plane.
My parents laugh at your punny 327 chevy, real parents drove dodge coronets with 440 ci and 330HP. And a volvo wagon!!! I feel bad for your dad, he wasn't allowed to watch sports either was he???
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