Bodies in the basement

Dear Andy: My 5-yr-old just found the headless bodies in the basement. What is the best way to teach her that Daddy is a vigilante and the tights, cape, and mask are just a representation of his love of justice? - Tim in Bellingham

Dear Tim: If I had a nickel for every time I was asked this one, I'd be a rich man. Shell Silverstein published a book that covers this subject in its entirety. It’s titled, There’s Torsos in my Trunk.