Udder shaped shot glass

Dear Andy: We had friends from Wisconsin visit recently and they left an udder shaped shot glass in our cupboard. Now our son, who is 3 years old, won’t stop putting it on the end of his penis. He calls it his pee-pee helmet. How should we deal with the issue? – Harkin in Whistler

Dear Harkin: Let you son have his way with the udder. Next time your friends visit, surprise them with a shot of tequila.