Bellingham bus schedule

Dear Andy: I live in Whatcom County Washington and want to teach my daughter to take the bus instead of always asking me for a ride. But I can’t seem to figure out the Bellingham bus schedule. She is a bright girl, and I hear the WTA, or Whatcom Transportation Authority as it’s called, publishes an easy to follow online Bellingham bus schedule that she should be able to figure out. What do you think? - Terry in Bellingham Washington

Dear Terry: You can’t figure out the Bellingham bus schedule huh? What kind of dumb-ass can’t figure out the bus schedule for Bellingham; it’s Whatcom County for Christ sake? Did you know the WTA bus schedule is world renowned for its easy to follow format? They even shortened the name for you, WTA – Whatcom Transportation Authority. Unfortunately for your daughter, the apple usually doesn’t fall far from the tree. I would suggest you get your girl a bike, but she’d probably end up lost and hop the bus anyway, where she’s end up getting off at the wrong stop, then search and rescue would get involved, and you’d end up on the front page of the paper with the other dumb parents who can’t figure out the Bellingham bus schedule. Just give her the ride; you’ll be doing society a favor.