The fashion thief

Dear Andy: Our daughter Lisa has abandoned her favorite purple flowered skirt simply because another girl who obviously admires Lisa's strong sense of fashion was spotted wearing the identical skirt. Should we force Lisa to wear the skirt? Or should we use it to make matching vest for our beloved dogs Emma and Sophie? Tracey in Wisconsin

Dear Tracey: Once a fashion thief, always a fashion thief. This girl obviously won’t stop until she has stolen Lisa’s entire wardrobe. There’s only one way out of this downward spiral. Yep, you guessed it; that girl needs to be color blinded. I know, it sounds terrible, but it’s the only way.