Nasty sketches in the coloring books

Dear Andy: Lisa Peterson highly recommended you to me... I have no children but my nephew and nieces were spending the night and found my nude sketch book that I had accidentally thrown in with the coloring books by mistake. Some pictures were drawn solely for the purpose of making my husband laugh and were quite graphic. I fear I have scarred them for life. Now they will only look at me on occasion and say, "Fran, you're sick." Any suggestions? - Fran in Denver

Dear Fran: So, you’re friends with Lisa Peterson huh? And you have no kids, but keep stacks of coloring books in the house? To top it off, you draw sick, perverted sketches that your husband finds hilarious. Damn girl, move the Bellingham, we need more friends like you. As for the kids, just tell them the sketch book was published by a local congressman, they'll understand.