The perfect son - part 2

Dear Andy: I'd like your thoughts on trying to raise children while having a wife who is a liar. For instance, one of your posters stated in a "question" that she needed guidance on raising a perfect child (January 15). Two days later, she seeks advice on her son's pink eye. Now, there are either a hell of a lot of "Allisons" in Missoula. Allison has a hell of a lot of sons. Or Allison is a hell of a liar about having a perfect son. Come on! Perfect? With pink eye? No way. Yuck! - Just another liar's husband in Bellingham

Dear JALHIB: By putting others down, you seek to build yourself up. I can think of no worse trait in a man than attempting to cover his insecurities by making fun of others. You’re stupid, lazy, ugly, and your scrotum has stretched beyond recognition. I hope every time you take a seat, you sit on your balls……..sorry, my mistake, you don’t have any.

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The perfect son

Dear Andy: I just wanted to share that I feel my son is perfect. Do you have any suggestions on how to raise a perfect child?? - Allison in Missoula

Dear Allison: You fall into one of two groups. The 95% of all mothers who think their son it perfect, or the .0002% of mothers who do, in fact, have a perfect son. If you fall into the first group, don’t feel bad, it’s what you think that really matters. If you are lucky enough to fall into the second, far more exclusive group, I can put you in touch with my mother. She has over 37 years of experience with a perfect son.

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