The perfect son - part 2

Dear Andy: I'd like your thoughts on trying to raise children while having a wife who is a liar. For instance, one of your posters stated in a "question" that she needed guidance on raising a perfect child (January 15). Two days later, she seeks advice on her son's pink eye. Now, there are either a hell of a lot of "Allisons" in Missoula. Allison has a hell of a lot of sons. Or Allison is a hell of a liar about having a perfect son. Come on! Perfect? With pink eye? No way. Yuck! - Just another liar's husband in Bellingham

Dear JALHIB: By putting others down, you seek to build yourself up. I can think of no worse trait in a man than attempting to cover his insecurities by making fun of others. You’re stupid, lazy, ugly, and your scrotum has stretched beyond recognition. I hope every time you take a seat, you sit on your balls……..sorry, my mistake, you don’t have any.

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Pink-eye

Dear Andy: My son has Pink-Eye. Is this a bad thing? - Allison in Missoula

Dear Allison: I can help. Follow these steps and the pink eye will clear up immediately:

1. Open Internet Office Picture Manager
2. Choose “Edit Pictures” from the task bar
3. Choose “Red Eye Removal” from the menu on the right (red-eye and pink-eye are the same)
4. With the mouse, center the cross-hairs on one eye and left click, repeat for the other eye
5. Click “OK” in the right menu
6. Remember to save your changes

Voila, pink eye is removed. There are many programs that work just as well, shop around to find the one that best suits your needs.

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