Car sick
>> Monday, April 20, 2009
Dear Andy: My daughter gets car sick every time we go on a long trip. What’s the best solution? – Debbie in Halifax
Dear Debbie: Take a bus.
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Kids and airplanes
>> Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Dear Andy: We are going on a family holiday to Hawaii next week. How do I keep my 2 year old son quiet on the airplane? – Alice in Texas
Dear Alice: Let your son do his thing, I have an easier solution. Pass out earplugs and buy a couple drinks for everyone within two rows of your son. Def and drunk travelers are much more tolerant.
Marriage and kids solution
>> Monday, February 23, 2009
Dear Andy: My wife of seven years really wants kids, but I do not. Is there hope for our marriage? – Thomas in Algona
Dear Thomas: That’s tough problem, the decision to have kids can weigh heavily on a marriage. Luckily I have a solution that will work for both of you. Let your wife pick up after you, cook for you, and wash your clothes. She can throw big birthday parties for you and your friends, drive you places, and wash behind your ears. In return you can eat the food that she prepares, spend her money, and throw a tantrum when things don’t turn out the way you want. She’ll have a child, and you’ll be living every man’s dream.
Expensive diaper solution
>> Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Dear Andy: Diapers are incredibly expensive. Do you know of an alternative solution? – Mike in San Jose
Dear Mike: Slip the warehouse manager at your local Costco a $20 and he’ll leave a couple cases out back for you.
How to tell your daughter about the divorce
>> Monday, February 16, 2009
Dear Andy: What’s the best solution for telling our daughter that her mother and I have filed for divorce? – Gregg in Minneapolis.
Dear Gregg: A picture is worth a thousand words. Just cut your wife out of the family photos and sooner or later, your daughter will get the point.
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