kids and coffee
>> Saturday, May 2, 2009
Dear Andy: My son loves Coffee. Is it harmful to kids under the age of 10? – Aaron in Jersey
Dear Aaron: Yes, it stunts their growth. But think of it as an opportunity. You’ll save thousands on clothing.
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You have only yourself to blame
>> Thursday, February 5, 2009
Dear Andy: My son is a tad hyperactive. I drank a lot of coffee and ate a lot of sugar when I was pregnant. Am I to blame? – Amy in Bellingham
Dear Amy: Blame is such a strong word, but appropriate in this case. You have created a monster. Here’s a little peek into your future:
Age 5 - Finally out of diapers
Age 8 - Burns down the house with waffle maker
Age 12 thru 15 - The juvie years
Age 16 - Gets the neighbor girl pregnant
Age 17 - AA
Age 24 - First job, Taco Bell
Age 28 - Back in diapers
There is an upside. You get to keep the college fund.
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