Winky Shrinker and Fun Balls

Dear Andy: My son gave her mother and me nicknames. He calls me Fun Balls, and my wife Winky Shrinker. I don’t understand this new slang. Is he insulting us, or are these terms of endearment? – Mike in Wisconsin

Dear Mike: Good news for you, but not so good for your beautiful wife. Fun Balls is a combination of the words funicular, and ballerina. Basically he is saying you are strong, can climb steep hills, and are a very good dancer. Winky Shrinker on the other hand is the combination of the words testicle and sucker. Apparently your son wants to teabag his mother.