Sun's UV rays

Dear Andy: I hear that the sun’s UV rays are very harmful. Should I keep my son out of the sun? – George in Virginia.

Dear George: There are three shades of pale. From darkest to lightest they are: a pale shade of IT, a pale shade of butt white, and the dreaded Minnesota white. If you keep your son in the IT to butt white range you should be okay. But please, for the sake of light sensitive eyes everywhere, don’t go Minnesota.