The Vow of Silence
>> Tuesday, November 24, 2009
I have a friend who's daughter fell in love with a guy during their two month vow of silence. How does she know he's not a def mute? Seems like quite a gamble to me.
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What if you don't want a pair
>> Monday, August 31, 2009
Don’t you find it odd that you can’t buy one pant, you must buy a pair?
Read more...I don't like what that represents
>> Monday, August 17, 2009
You know when you're drinking from the sink at work and someone flushes the toilet, there's that brief change in water pressure. I don't like that.
Read more...Safe Cycling
>> Thursday, July 23, 2009
Don’t want your kid to get run over by a redneck while riding his bike? Dress him in a red, white, and blue Jersey. Hicks may hate cyclists, but they would never run over the flag.
Read more...Canadian national anthem
>> Sunday, July 19, 2009
I love the Canadian national anthem. Too bad they never play it at the Olympics.
Read more...Are engineers a little odd
>> Saturday, July 18, 2009
Dear Andy: Is it just me, or are engineers just a little bit odd? – Daryl in Phoenix
Dear Daryl: Yes, Engineers are a little odd. Research shows it’s due to the long work days, constant noise from the machinery, and the overall monotony of the job. If you ask me, which you did, driving a train really doesn’t seem that tough.
Make your own Michael Jackson action figure
>> Thursday, July 16, 2009
Ingredients:
1 - Ken doll
1 - Propane torch
1 - Can white acrylic paint
You know the rest.
Andy, where have you been
>> Thursday, May 14, 2009
Dear Andy: Why haven't you been posting lately? I miss you daily insight and solutions. - Carrie in Lander Wyoming
Dear Carrie: Go back to your sheep shearing or whatever the hell you back-woods hillbillies do. I get tired of your whining complaints just as much as you kids do, no wonder they won’t stop crying. You make me sick! I’ll post when I want, and how I want. If you don’t like it, I’m sure Oprah will be happy to fill your ass full of sunshine in my absence.
Love, Andy
Drinking at home
>> Friday, May 8, 2009
Dear Andy: Should I provide alcohol for my son so he drinks at home instead of out where he is driving around. Linda in Atlanta
Dear Linda: Yes, and please adopt me and my friends.
Son cries at night
>> Thursday, May 7, 2009
Dear Andy: Our son cries constantly at night and my wife and I are at our wits end. We generally don’t get more than two or three hours of sleep a night. What is the best way to make him sleep? – Mark in Phoenix
Dear Mark: You’re making this too complicated. Just get a night job.
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