Dear Andy: We had friends from Wisconsin visit recently and they left an udder shaped shot glass in our cupboard. Now our son, who is 3 years old, won’t stop putting it on the end of his penis. He calls it his pee-pee helmet. How should we deal with the issue? – Harkin in Whistler
Dear Harkin: Let you son have his way with the udder. Next time your friends visit, surprise them with a shot of tequila.
Dear Andy: My son, 3-years old, is constantly touching himself… down there. It is becoming quite embarrassing, how can I get him to stop. – Lori in Austin
Dear Lori: “Down there” huh? If you want your son to stop touching his penis, then tell him to stop touching his penis. “Down there”, includes 10 toes (maybe 11 in your case), right up past the poop shoot and on to the “chest circles”. It’s painfully obvious from your tiptoe around the wiener, that the bigger issue here is your lack of self confidence. As for your son, sharpen his nails and the problem will take care of itself.
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