Where to draw the line

Dear Andy: I'm not a parent, but as an uncle I sometimes wonder where to draw the line when teaching my 4-year-old nephew about things his parents won't - like firecrackers, annoying catch phrases, and prostitutes. The question is, as a responsible uncle where do I draw the line? For instance, we've already been distilling moonshine together, but I'm not sure if teaching him to cook meth is maybe crossing the line. You are a man of great wisdom, please enlighten me. - John from Kitsap

Dear John: You have so much to learn. There’s a really easy method of deciding what is okay:
If they’d do it on The Simpsons, it’s okay.
If they’d do it on South Park, it’s a strong maybe.
If they’d do it south of the Mason Dixon line, you’re a sick bastard.

Stick to these simple rules, and you’ll be just fine.

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No longer friends

Dear Andy: I invited another parent on Facebook to join your group and now they are no longer friends with me. What happened? - Amy in Bellingham

Dear Amy: It’s not your fault. Your friend feels threatened by my straight talk and innovative parenting solutions. In one sentence, you’ve told me more that I need to know about your so-called friend. She’s a narcissistic, self centered bitch that’s hell-bent on destroying your relationship with your child, your husband, and most importantly, your love for Innovative Parenting Solutions, the website dedicated to finding innovative answers for tough parenting questions. Lose your friend and log on, I’m here to help.

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