Dear Andy: My functioning drunk husband has alienated all of our friends and is teaching our son likewise. Any tips to make him an upright drunk? Sincerely, Boozed, off Meridian
Dear Boozed: Buy him a Segway. All he has to do is hold on, the gyroscopes do the rest.
Dear Andy: My husband’s regressing and now I can't get him to wear pants around the house. I'm finding skid marks and TP shrapnel in the darndest places. Do I give-in and just buy brown color sofa covers or what? - Sandy on Lummi Island
Dear Sandy: I usually comment on parenting issues only, but I think I can help you. Women have no idea how confining pants can be for a well endowed man. Let me tell you, it’s no party down there. The little guy and his sidekicks get twisted, bent, squeezed and crushed, and that’s just the beginning. What your husband needs is a little patience and understanding during his time of need. To say that he is “regressing” is not only bigoted, but also shows a lack of class and maturity. Buy yourself a case of hand sanitizer and learn to not sweat the small stuff.
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