American or Canadian

Dear Andy: I am American, and my wife is Canadian. We just had a daughter and can choose her primary nationality. Should we choose US or Canada? – Jim in Michigan

Dear Jim: Definitely choose US citizenship. Canadian’s are too damn nice. If you stop to think about it, it’s really quite pathetic. They walk around with that stupid “can I help you find something” look on their faces. They remind me of some of those born again Christians; you know who I’m talking about, the ones who are so full of God’s love that they’re peeing rainbows. You need just a touch of surly to balance out the nice, that’s the American way.